Sex Ed Coming To A Classroom Near You!

The distorted sound of a microphone could be heard ringing in every speaker installed all around the campus. A few taps on it was made before an 'ahem' by the Vice Principal who was clearing his throat.

"Testing, testing... 1, 2, 3. Testing, testing. TESTING, GODDAMNIT!" shrieked Franz, speaking to an unknown individual beside him before continuing in a deeper, purring tone.

"Dearly beloved students and faculty members... This is your vice principal speaking! I have an announcement to make to you all and it might just be good news. A new class will be opening soon. S-S-S-Sex Ed! Mmm, yes... That's right, you heard me correctly, you promiscuous and curious lot with your uncontrollable hormones. It is perfect for those who are interested in the anatomy of the opposite gender (or the same gender) and do not know the no-no spots really well. Better yet, it'll teach you the consequences for not practicing safe sex... like I know most of you don't do. Even better yet! It'll be taught by a new teacher, a guy who I'd like to call Goodfellow. Mr. Adrien Goodfellow. It's a noon class. So if any of you ladies (or guys) are tired of the current selection of male faculty members, please do keep a lookout for the latest addition to our team and give him a warm welcome. If interested in adding the class or transferring, please stop by at the administration office and we'll see what we can arrange. That is all."

So ends the announce with a click followed by another piercing screech.