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Some complex scientific exploration of

your superior Anal region! and

Not fulfilling the wish of

the millions of children starving

who lived with tristan, he

Didnt kill that silly Elf

but he sure did try.

Though in hindsight, he should

have cooked him first. But

He did taste good Raw.

But you really get wet

When eating under a fountain

Oysters improve your sexual powers

while cracking them open with

your Rock hard love mallet

Which smells of seaweed and

Mangled, dried out old newspaper.

Which looked really really dirty

And had a stinkie brown

Deafening squishy sound when it

touched carpeted floors, or even

Just a bundle of gauze

.But at least it stopped

With sex and black magic

More sex then magic really

From an old pharaoh's curse

But in the end it

couldn't defeat Franz's overwhelming sexiness.

With the cute young tots

So they sold him on Ebay